The post has a bunch of super random tid bits that have been happening lately. I couldn't really fathom making each paragraph into a separate post (not that it would have mattered as no one reads it) so what I have instead is a nice hodgepodge of useless information.
We're finally settled into our house, and by settled I really mean shoved everything under the bed or in a closet. Where the hell did all of this random shit come from?! I actually found a stress "ball" that is actually a cow. It has already met an untimely demise by the Edward Kitten. I got a new ride, a 2011 Nissan Juke, and I heart it. No one knows what the fuck this vehicle is though. I keep trying to tell the family about it and they just pretend to sound interested because they really have no idea what I'm talking about.
We've been out exploring nature lately. Nature is biting back. We climbed this mountain and decided the best way to get back down was to slide down some snow which would have been awesome had it not cut up my legs and every other inch of exposed skin. I may or may not look like the poster woman for domestic abuse. I've been wearing my super awesome Vibram toe shoes to hike in (you know you secretly want a pair, stop hatin.) You can really feel the mud between your toes yo. I've been trying, with no avail, to see a male moose. It's Alaska, they should be all over the place but finding a male moose is impossible. I think they've formed a, "Let's hide from Nicki," coalition. Well screw you male moose, I'll look for some fucking ptarmigans instead.
We've decided to take a very last minute vacation. We figure with me starting school and pursuing medical school, it will be eleventy billion years before we get to take a legit vacation again. We've decided to go to Hawaii since tickets are cheaper than your sister after a few drinks. We leave on the 20th which only leaves me 17 days to Get Fine TM. I've been doing my weight training in the morning and going to the gym to get on the elliptical for an hour. This has given me ample time to people watch. What I've noticed is that most of the men in the weight room spend more time sitting around than actually working out, women who workout in pairs spend more time talking than working out, and the old man who walks on the track with hand weights has the most amazing argyle socks ever.
