Halloween is my favorite holiday. The past three years it has been a bit sad for me though as Germans, and most of Europe for that matter, do not celebrate Halloween. I love the season, the awesome baked goods, and of course the slutty costumes. Who would DARE question that Snow White wore a two piece stomach and ass bearing ensemble. Not this chick.
The good news is that one of the military organizations hosts an adult Halloween party every year, so that the sluttiest of the slutty costumes can be on display! I actually have always had fun at these things and this year my husband and I volunteered to work as bar tenders. I had so much fun, even when the smoke from the live band caused the alarms to go off, even when another girl showed up in my costume because there is only one costume store here and everyone goes there, even when I, the bartender, had to cut myself off. Lumpia in reverse is actually not so bad, so store that in the back of your mind.
Usually I bake a plethora of Halloween themed desserts and send them to work with Jon. This is hilarious to me because he works on teeth. At least my baking should help them all keep their jobs. This year many of my desserts went terribly wrong. But I've always managed to turn them into something not so, "I'm a housewife who thinks she bakes cute things and then blogs about them when they really look like shit." That is until this guy came along.
He was just supposed to be a ghost, but my homemade fondant tore, my gel frosting ran, and I was pissed. So I turned him into a Boo from the Super Mario Bros. because that was the only logical thing to do, obviously.
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