Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Sons of Bitches! BUMPUSES!

     My Christmas holiday was pretty awesome. The one thing that I miss greatly since living in Germany for the past 3 years has been my lack of 24 hours of A Christmas Story. "Only one thing in the world could've dragged me away from the soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window." Priceless.
     The man that lives with me really spoiled me this year. We have been married for 5 years this January, and every Christmas for the past 5 years I have been asking for a KitchenAid stand mixer. Well imagine my surprise when I FINALLY got one. Not just ANY KitchenAid stand mixer, but the Professional Plus bowl-lift mixer.
Santa also brought me the 12 cup KitchenAid food processor to go with it...and a new Coach bag. These were my big gifts. The husband got a 192 pieces Craftsman tool set as well as a really sweet Odyssey putter. Mrs. Claus felt really guilty about having a new putter way before Mr. Claus. 
     We will be ringing in the new year with a group of friends. We just spent 150 EURO on fireworks. These better be some really damn impressive sons of bitches. We depart for our alps snowboarding trip on the 2nd, just in time for the holiday hangover to wear off.

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