Leaving Without Ed...Oo La La

     First of all, kitties! Keep that in mind before you stop reading because of the proceeding.
     Today has thus far been an excruciating day, and I will forewarn you all that this first part is a profane rant. I had to go eat lunch with my husband's commander and his wife. The commander bought the newcomers lunch (it was at the chow hall so he spent about 10$ for 8 people it's really not impressive) Now during this lunch the commander never even talked, it was all his wife trying to pressure the spouses there to join their pathetic spouse's group. Being prior service, I have no desire to align myself as a "military spouse." I know that I am now but I am a veteran first. I hate the stupid stickers they put on their cars. "Half of my heart is in Iraq." "I <3 my soldier, airman, marine etc." My favorite, "Military wife, the hardest job in the military." What. The. Fuck. I'm pretty sure the hardest job in the military was that dude that took out Osama. Once you bitches do that you can have your gay stickers on your mini-vans. I don't want to go to your mani-pedi days, I have more important things to do like be pre-med, fuck shit up in Azeroth, and oh yeah, actually have an inkling of what it's like to be in the military because,  I don't know, I have been in. So stop bitching about deployments, working holidays, and late hours. You knew what the fuck you were signing up for when you married a member of our armed forces...end rant.
     Luckily my day is going to get immensely better around 6PM Alaska Time. We have adopted a new cat!

Meet Edward. She already has that, "I hate you," look down. Yes I did say she. You see, I'm more of a dork than just playing video games, I also enjoy anime. I'm a huge fan of the Cowboy Bebop series. One of the main characters is a girl named Edward. I love her with a passion, she spoke one of my favorite quotes ever, "Leaving without Ed...Oo la la." Then proceeds to crash their ride. She's awesome.

Nutty Wolves

    It's been a month since I've posted because we've only just now gained internet access since the move from the base "hotel." We finally decided on the house in Chugiak because driving 50 minutes one way to work and school made my soul sore. Our neighbors are loud as hell and we have a pack of wolves living in the hill we live on. I thought they only howled at night, but not these guys they will go at it in the a.m. just to remind you that they are there, thus driving the Guinness Kitty into a fiendish frenzy of, "Oh my god, what the FUCK is that? Are they going to eat me?!?!" My husband says that it's just Team Jacob...you know how I know you're gay?
     The unpacking is going very slowly but surely. The fun part is that we get to burn all the paper and various odds and ends that frankly, we just want to see if they will burn. A dvd case, pillows, a queen sized comforter, Body by Jake, catnip toys, (hopefully there are no mountain lions in our woods)and the heart of one small child
     We have 2 spare rooms, one is being made into a guest room for guests that tell us how badly they want to visit but never will. The other is being made into a workout room. We have a weight bench in there now and hopefully soon a shiny new treadmill will be in there so I can start my Run 365* regimen which has already hit a small wall... I prefer the elliptical. So there is a very good chance that my Run 365* will turn into Ellipse 365* either way my fat ass needs to loose weight because I just unpacked the scales and we had a very "Garfield vs. scale" moment that ended in me saying, "Fuck you. The movers broke you ON PURPOSE!!!"
    
*unofficially my official title for running every day for 365 days.