Captain's Log: Day 1

     Woke up at 0500 this morning to pick up the motherslice from Brussels International. Upon first meeting, the motherslice was tired but in good spirits. The ride back to home base was enjoyable.
     0845 arrive at home base. Showed the motherslice around home base and settled in to do some crocheting, and by crocheting I mean spying. So far there has been no tension between homesliceable and the motherslice. Motherslice is very interested in husbandslices Modern Warfare game.
     1005 the motherslice begins to show signs of sleepiness and begins to irritate the homesliceable as the motherslice keeps watching the homesliceable croche...Spy. Homesliceable suggests that the motherslice go to sleep.
     1226 the motherslice is still asleep, all is well. But homesliceable believes that the cows next door are really Soviet spies come to steal her Guinness Kitty.